Poker Hand Nicknames

Poker Hand Nicknames

Pocket Pair Hand Nicknames

Pocket twos – Ducks, Deuces, Quack Quack
Pocket threes - Treys, Crabs, City Park, Geese
Pocket fours - Sail boats, Darth Vader(Black 4s), Midlife, Crisis, Magnum
Pocket fives – Speed Limit, Snakes
Pocket sixes – Route 66, Boots, Kicks
Pocket sevens – Walking Sticks, Hockey Sticks, Candy Canes, Saturn, Mullets, Sunset Strip
Pocket eights – Snowmen, Dog Balls, Racetracks, Ocho
Pocket nines – The Phil Hellmuth
Pocket tens – Dimes, Audi
Pocket Jacks – Fish hooks, Hooks, Jaybirds
Pocket Queens – Siegfried and Roy, Ladies, San Francisco Wedding, Snowshoes, Canadian Aces/Rockets, Four Tits
Pocket Kings – Cowboys, King Kong, Gorillas, Krispy Kreme, Brokeback
Pocket Aces – Rockets, American Airlines, bullets, Alan Alda, Needles

Non-Pair Hand Nicknames

Two Nine - Twiggy
Three Deuce - The Nut Low, Michael Jordan, Hooter Hand, Mississippi Slick, Can of Corn, Ice, Frozen Water
Three Nine - Jack Benny
Five Four - Colt 45, Jesse James, Jane Russell
Seven Five - Heinz( 57 Flavors)
Seven Six - Philadelphia
Nine Four - Joe Montana, 49ers
Nine Five – Full Time Job, Dolly Parton
Nine Six - Big Lick, Prom Night(suited)
Ten Deuce – The Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly, Terminator 2
Ten Four - Over and Out, Roger That, Truckers Hand
Ten Five - Five and Dime, Dime Store
Ten Seven - Split(Bowling)
Ten Nine - Countdown
Jack Two - Jack Shit
Jack Four – Flat Tire
Jack Five – The Jackson Five, Motown
Jack Seven - Jack Daniels
Queen Three – Posh(gay) Waiter, San Francisco Busboy
Queen Seven - Computer Hand
Queen Jack - Maverick, Quack, Pinochle
King Four - Soprano Hand
King Nine – Canine, Mutt, Pedigree, Mongrel
King Ten – Moosecock, Katie
King Jack - Kojak
King Queen - Married(if suited), Divorced(if offsuit), Royal Couple
Ace Two - Acey Deucey, Hunting Season
Ace Three - Ashtray, Ace Trey, Baskin Robbins
Ace Four - Fake Aces(Faces), "Stu Ungar" hand, Plane Crash
Ace Five - High Five
Ace Six - Milehigh Club
Ace Seven - Slapshot
Ace Eight – Dead Man’s Hand
Ace Nine - "Rounders" hand
Ace Ten - Bookends
Ace Jack – Ajax, Hijack, Blackjack
Ace Queen - Big Chick, Mrs Slick, Big Slut, Little Slick
Ace King – Big Slick, Walking back to Houston, Anna Kournikova

Hand Value Nicknames

Trip Aces(AAA) - Beatles Reunion
Trip Kings - Three Wise Men
Trip Queens - Six Tits
Aces and Eights - Dead Man's Hand
Four of a Kind - Quads
Straight Ace through Five – The Wheel, Steel Wheel(if Suited)
Straight Ten through Ace - Broadway